Horoscop

Unul dintre studenti surprinde foarte bine esenta atmosferei din sesiune si a tendintelor specifice unor zodii prin urmatoarele note in rubrica de horoscop:

Gemini: You will eventually be reunited with a shiny porcelain object, though the only object you could be uniting with is your thesis. Zing!

Libra: OMG, do you know what it feels like to be part of the population pf this planet anymore? This is, like, going to be so weird to be one of the normal folks again.

Capricorn: Take that Bain offer, just do it. Also, what do you know about oral traditions? Be sure to share your wisdom with all those who wonder. Oh, and guys: the penis must go.

Virgo: Hey, you know, when people ask you what your favorite number is, you go ahead and tell them: 14P [numarul standard al paginilor dintr-un eseu de sfarsit de semestru - asta desigur, pentru cei mai măricei...]

The Harvard Crimson, Jan 22 2007